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Knock it off
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Knock that shit off
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Don't be a dick
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Stop breeding
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I date your husband
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You are a ray of fucking sunshine
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Loser
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Asshole
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You suck
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What profits a man to gain the world and lose his soul
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Enough of your douchebagerry
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I find your presence disturbing
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Go away
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No wonder everyone talks behind your back
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At least they can name the disease after you
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You are a failed experiment
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Ugly? You're not ugly. You're just...ugly.
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I'm a bitch but not your bitch
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Drunk again?
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Take a hint
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Your boyfriend snores
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How'd you beat the drug test?
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Congrats on being fired. You deserve it.
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Didn't I see you on the sex offender registry?
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Fraud
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You have camel toe. You're welcome.
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You need to wipe better
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You're crazy
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Everyone knows you have bad credit
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Your wife has a nice mustache
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You have a nice mustache (for a woman)
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Your boyfriend makes you look fat.
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Your girlfriend could do so much better
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You have ugly feet. Cover those things
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You're awkward in heels
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Home Wrecker
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Man Slut/Whore
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Stop eating my food!
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You still owe me money
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Mama's boy
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I really, really hate you
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Have a shitty day
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You are a piece of shit
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You deplete me
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Slut
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Whore
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You go girl. And don't come back
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You are a poo poo head
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Thanks for nothing
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Blow me
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I told you so
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Nobody likes you (and you smell)
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You're pointless
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You're irrelevant
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Shut up
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I'm not sorry
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Did you ever have friends?
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In no uncertain terms, you are worthless
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I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter
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You're wife says hi
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Me > You
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You're a stupid head
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Who'd you blow for this job?
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Incompetent
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Kiss-ass
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Liar!
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I win
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Pussy
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You have a girl butt
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Your breath stinks
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Two words. Weight Watchers
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You have man boobs
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You were a rockstar in high school. Too bad it went downhill.
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Your children look like me
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Your lunch smells up the whole fucking office
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You should be wearing a longer skirt/one piece/bathing suit with a skirt
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We've been through a lot together and most of it was your fault
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You're nobody
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Pick up your dog's poop
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Really??
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Sorry about your little penis
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Bitch
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Shut your pie hole
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Maybe you're the asshole
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You've put on weight
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You're stupid and ugly too.
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I actually am better than you
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I saw you pick your nose
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That dress was too small on you
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You get on my nerves
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It's not me. It's you. All you.
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You have very ugly children
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How can I stop you from thinking I care
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You're so not worth it
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You looked better as a thumbnail
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Stay away from me, you creep
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Stop stalking me
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All fart and no shit
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Asshole of the month
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Dead shit of the month
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Slut of the month
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Kiss ass of the month
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You are dead to me. Dead
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You lie
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I know/saw what you did
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Who is she/he
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I'm watching you
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You lose
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You have back fat
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You have a front butt
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You need to use deodorant
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Didn't I see you at AA
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The test came back positive
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I know you stole my pen. Pen thief!
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You should be sterile
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You're just fat. Really.
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You need to trim your nose hair
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Your fat/cellulite would look better tanned
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Just because you are on the Cape doesn't mean you have to dress like a Kennedy
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You smell up the office bathroom and we know it's you