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Pick from our messages or create your own.

 

  • Knock it off

  • Knock that shit off

  • Don't be a dick

  • Stop breeding

  • I date your husband

  • You are a ray of fucking sunshine

  • Loser

  • Asshole

  • You suck

  • What profits a man to gain the world and lose his soul

  • Enough of your douchebagerry

  • I find your presence disturbing

  • Go away

  • No wonder everyone talks behind your back 

  • At least they can name the disease after you

  • You are a failed experiment

  • Ugly? You're not ugly. You're just...ugly.

  • I'm a bitch but not your bitch

  • Drunk again? 

  • Take a hint

  • Your boyfriend snores

  • How'd you beat the drug test? 

  • Congrats on being fired. You deserve it. 

  • Didn't I see you on the sex offender registry?

  • Fraud

  • You have camel toe. You're welcome.

  • You need to wipe better

  • You're crazy

  • Everyone knows you have bad credit

  • Your wife has a nice mustache

  • You have a nice mustache (for a woman)

  • Your boyfriend makes you look fat.

  • Your girlfriend could do so much better

  • You have ugly feet. Cover those things

  • You're awkward in heels

  • Home Wrecker

  • Man Slut/Whore

  • Stop eating my food! 

  • You still owe me money

  • Mama's boy

  • I really, really hate you

  • Have a shitty day

  • You are a piece of shit

  • You deplete me

  • Slut

  • Whore

  • You go girl. And don't come back

  • You are a poo poo head

  • Thanks for nothing

  • Blow me

  • I told you so

  • Nobody likes you (and you smell)

  • You're pointless

  • You're irrelevant 

  • Shut up

  • I'm not sorry

  • Did you ever have friends?

  • In no uncertain terms, you are worthless

  • I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter

  • You're wife says hi

  • Me > You

  • You're a stupid head

  • Who'd you blow for this job? 

  • Incompetent

  • Kiss-ass

  • Liar!

  • I win

  • Pussy

  • You have a girl butt

  • Your breath stinks

  • Two words. Weight Watchers

  • You have man boobs

  • You were a rockstar in high school. Too bad it went downhill.

  • Your children look like me

  • Your lunch smells up the whole fucking office

  • You should be wearing a longer skirt/one piece/bathing suit with a skirt

  • We've been through a lot together and most of it was your fault

  • You're nobody

  • Pick up your dog's poop

  • Really??

  • Sorry about your little penis

  • Bitch

  • Shut your pie hole 

  • Maybe you're the asshole

  • You've put on weight

  • You're stupid and ugly too.

  • I actually am better than you

  • I saw you pick your nose

  • That dress was too small on you

  • You get on my nerves

  • It's not me. It's you. All you.

  • You have very ugly children

  • How can I stop you from thinking I care

  • You're so not worth it

  • You looked better as a thumbnail

  • Stay away from me, you creep

  • Stop stalking me 

  • All fart and no shit

  • Asshole of the month

  • Dead shit of the month

  • Slut of the month

  • Kiss ass of the month

  • You are dead to me. Dead

  • You lie

  • I know/saw what you did

  • Who is she/he

  • I'm watching you

  • You lose

  • You have back fat

  • You have a front butt

  • You need to use deodorant

  • Didn't I see you at AA

  • The test came back positive

  • I know you stole my pen. Pen thief!

  • You should be sterile

  • You're just fat. Really.

  • You need to trim your nose hair

  • Your fat/cellulite would look better tanned

  • Just because you are on the Cape doesn't mean you have to dress like a Kennedy

  • You smell up the office bathroom and we know it's you

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